80 years from now;

  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO

Please don’t give up on me not now and not never.

  • me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
  • me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
  • me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
  • me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????

jesushi:

jesushi:

why am i not a banana

im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet

(Source: liverpate, via g-iggle)

mrschriskendall:

everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

(via g-iggle)

I didn’t run into anyone I know today.

thebestlolz:

Guess who’s wearing the exact same thing tomorrow.

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via g-iggle)

Those days when you’re not talking to someone who talks to you everyday.

(Source: theepichumor, via g-iggle)

When you’re walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..

You’re all like 

They see you and are all like

Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like 

So you’re just all like 

(Source: treacherousemilio, via g-iggle)

mimojosodope asked:
I'm in love with you:)

who isn’t? (;