I like you so much.
I thought you liked me.
I was afraid you would be disappointed when we hung out.
My friends told me everything would be fine.
What happened tho?
We hung out
We kissed
And have I heard from you yet?
Nope.

larissapaxton:

Fact: my legs look terrible in shorts due to cellulite.

Today, I ripped all the love letters you ever wrote me.
Burned each teddy bear you gave me.
Got rid of all the papers I scribbled your name and our date on.
I’m so done with you, I hope you are happy with your life, prick.
I’m so over it (;👍

klartie:

fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find

jesus christ dad what the fuck 

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